Sunday, April 29, 2012

Rango: CR #18

This week's review, I will admit, was a bit of a scramble. I was hoping to see a movie in theaters, but that didn't work out. So I had to think fast, what movie could I possibly review that I want to see and want to give my opinion on? Then it hit me. But I decided to save that one for later. Then it hit me again, and now I'm reviewing that movie today. A movie that is on my Top 10 films of 2011 that I never reviewed, until now. This week's movie is...



Let's Begin.



PLOT
We see a lizard ( the Lizard with no name if you will) who dreams of being a great actor, but can only act inside his small container with lifeless cast members. But then, the Lizard is flown out of the car and into the dry, blistering desert with no water. The Lizard in search for water, soon arrives in the town of Dirt and makes a name for himself by lying about his fake heroic exploits. He gives himself the name...Rango. After, by total accident, defeating the hawk that has been terrorizing the town, he is named the new sheriff and sent a quest to find the missing water, which is basically currency out in the west.



PROS
The animation is absolutely amazing, even rivaling Pixar (possibly even better). There is so much detail in the characters, is almost creepy. 

The film feels like a western made for adults stuffed into a kids film. While it's pretty obvious where the kiddie parts come in, the western parts make up for it. It even has a story, villain, and twist that I never saw coming. They even use guns!

The action scenes (the hawk chase scene in particular) are awesome to watch and so much fun. There is so much stuff going on and it keeps you on the edge of your seat. 

This is a love letter to old Westerns. There are so many little references here and there to fill up an Edgar Wright movie. They even go as far as to make a certain character the "Spirit of the West."

The other villain, Rattlesnake Jake, is an awesome villain that I absolutely loved. He's mentioned throughout the film and is a near constant force of unknown fear. Until he shows up scares the crap out of you. He even has a Gatling gun for a tail!

The filmmakers aren't afraid to get trippy. What I mean is that at many points in the film, they'll have a dream sequence or questioning reality moment where it gets really weird and show an almost pretentious level of symbolic imagery. There is one key moment near the end that I'm not even sure is real or just a hallucination.

   


CONS
The comedy does not work. While I did get a couple of chuckles here and there, it's not all that funny and really seems out of place.





CONCLUSION
Rango is a terrific film that goes above and beyond the "Kids Film" label its been given. Action-packed and fun while also subtle and mature, Rango is another kids movie that the parent might enjoy more.


RATING
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Sunday, April 22, 2012

Super: CR #17

Good to be back from vacation...not really. Yes I missed last week due to an awesome family vacation. But I'm back, and ready to review a movie that has nothing to do with Earth Day. But this is a movie I have been interested in seeing. Was it what I expected? Find out below in my review of...


  Let's Begin


PLOT
Frank D'Arbo is not the luckiest or sane guy. Frank grew up rejected and with an obvious screw loose. But he does somehow manage to marry a recovering drug-addict, Sarah. But she is soon "kidnapped" (lured away more than anything) by Jacques, a very smooth drug dealer. Frank now has no one and is more alone than ever. But after watching some ridiculous Christian hero, "The Holy Avenger", he sees a crazy vision that convinces him that he needs to fight evil. How? With a ridiculous costume and wrench of course. He starts beating "EVIL" to near death and even gains a sidekick in the even more insane Libby, who only encourages the senseless violence.



PROS
Rainn Wilson is great as Frank. He especially shines in the praying scenes, which seem funny at first, but quickly turn into star-making drama. He's also good at showing the "crazy" in the character.

You have sympathy for Frank. I don't know how, but James Gunn gets us to care for an insane killer. He is crazy and yet he has a code he abides by, think Dexter but socially unstable. It really kept my interest in the film.

The movie is very realistic. Now the closest thing you can compare this to is "Kick-Ass", which is over the top and wacky. This is not wacky. This is a dark movie where almost everything that would happen to crazy people going on a seemingly senseless rampage, happens. Except, of course, the cops arresting them with the piles of evidence and witnesses they had on hand.

The last 30 minutes of the movie are where the seriously dark stuff happens, and it was loosing me. Until the ending. The ending is very bitter-sweet, more bitter than anything. It made up for the disturbing kills and character development because it had a point to it. While most may not like how lack-luster the ending is, I thought it was a bold and impressive move on James Gunn's part.



CONS
The movie has a huge tone change before the bloody finale (the last 30 min.) It happens during a very disturbing and awkward scene that made me squirm in my seat. At that point, like I mentioned earlier, it started to loose me. It had the same problem has "Hobo With a Shotgun", it went way too far.



CONCLUSION
Now it may seem that I love this movie, seeing as how I only have 1 Con. But that tone change really did affect my enjoyment of the movie. While, yes, the ending makes up for it, it still doesn't make it less disturbing. But don't be fooled, everything before and after the finale is worth seeing. It's more of a dark-comedy that really is funny. I still really enjoyed this movie, and wouldn't mind seeing it again, it's just too dark for me to see it more than twice. If this interest you, by all means see it. But a fair warning, you are not prepared for how dark it is.


RATING
RENTABLE.






Friday, April 6, 2012

Exit Through the Gift Shop CR: #16

Well this week is different, I'm reviewing my first documentary! I was hoping to do this sooner, but those darn new releases had to get in the way. But than again, I have been going back and forth on how to review this, so I guess I should be thankful. I'm very excited to finally review...




Let's Begin.


PLOT

Space Invader's unique "Pac-Man" themed art

Terry is a french store owner in L.A. who has an obsession with filming everything he does. He never goes or does anything without a camera. One day, while on holiday, Terry meets his cousin, who just so happens to be the notorious street artist "Space Invader". Terry, by sheer coincidence, is sucked into the world of street art. He starts filming all kinds of artist, new, old, popular, unknown, you name it. But he still hasn't filmed the most infamous and at the same time famous artist of all time. Banksy. Also by sheer luck, Terry meets Banksy and starts almost becoming his friend. But as the film goes along, the focus turns from Street Art, to the original director himself.






PROS
This documentary does what all great documentary's should do. It gets you interested in a subject I didn't even care about (street art in this case) until I saw this movie.

The film is constantly moving, it never slows down and all the footage shown is not wasted. They even get into some pretty tense situations that keep you on the edge of your seat. 

The narration is not boring and can be pretty funny at times. The movie also doesn't rely on it to tell the story.

The focus of the film is Terry, and it never leaves him. While it would be hard to leave Terry since he is the one filming everything. But the movie never stays on one subject for too long, quickly going back to the interesting French man.

Banksy's editing is spot on. While I've basically been praising everything he did, I haven't praised Banksy himself. It's hard to believe he's never made a film before because he's so good at it.

The art shown in the movie is very cool and introduced me to a world of art I had always written off.




CONCLUSION
I know this is probably the millionth time I've had no cons, but it's true. I honestly can't think of one. Please don't let the "Documentary" name scare you away, I now it did for me. But I was thoroughly surprised by this film. It kept me hooked from start to the hilariously disastrous end. As the poster, says this is "The world's first Street Art disaster movie." Do anything in your power to see this. 

RATING
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P.S. I may not have a review up next week, due to Spring Break vacation. I'm not 100% sure, but don't expect one next week. I promise I'll make it up to you guys! 



        

Sunday, April 1, 2012

The Godfather review (April Fools)

This week, I'm reviewing one of the worst movies of all time, a movie that made me angry, a movie that bored me, a movie that should have never existed. I'm of course talking about...



Let's Begin



PLOT
Now, I didn't see this movie, and I'm too lazy to copy and paste the plot. I didn't see it because I watched the trailer once while listing to LMFAO on my I-pod, so I'm pretty sure I have a good idea about what this movie is.





CONS
The movie is OLLLLLDDDDDD. It looks like it was made in the 30's and that means it can't be good. 

The movie looks SO BORRRRRIIINNGGGG.

I have NO idea who any of the actors are. I mean whose ever heard of Marlon Brando or Al Pacino. It's not like they've been in anything that's iconic or referenced all the time. 

The movie has NO exciting or tense action scenes

The movie looks SOOO  serious, wheres cross-dressing Adam Sandler when you need'em?





CONCLUSION
I've never seen this movie, but I'm pretty sure I'm right, and none of my friends have seen it, so I know it's not worth it. I could have been watching Transformers 2 (the greatest movie EVAR) instead of this. 



RATING....
.....APRIL FOOLS !!!!!