The Godfather review (April Fools)

This week, I'm reviewing one of the worst movies of all time, a movie that made me angry, a movie that bored me, a movie that should have never existed. I'm of course talking about...

Let's Begin

PLOT

Now, I didn't see this movie, and I'm too lazy to copy and paste the plot. I didn't see it because I watched the trailer once while listing to LMFAO on my I-pod, so I'm pretty sure I have a good idea about what this movie is.

CONS

The movie is OLLLLLDDDDDD. It looks like it was made in the 30's and that means it can't be good. 

The movie looks SO BORRRRRIIINNGGGG.

I have NO idea who any of the actors are. I mean whose ever heard of Marlon Brando or Al Pacino. It's not like they've been in anything that's iconic or referenced all the time. 

The movie has NO exciting or tense action scenes

The movie looks SOOO  serious, wheres cross-dressing Adam Sandler when you need'em?

CONCLUSION

I've never seen this movie, but I'm pretty sure I'm right, and none of my friends have seen it, so I know it's not worth it. I could have been watching Transformers 2 (the greatest movie EVAR) instead of this. 

RATING....

.....APRIL FOOLS !!!!!